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Hardware Jokes

Computer Puns
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Anti Pick Up Lines
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I can turn your software into hardware.
Electricity Puns
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
Sink Puns
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."