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Ancient Rome Puns
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
What does it take to be good at making Greek pottery?
You have to urn it.
Greece Puns
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Deer Puns
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Greek vs. Italian
Two old men are arguing about history and the splendors of Athens and Rome. the Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!" The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!" The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!" The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!" The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!" The Italian says "And we improved your building techniques, and used them to create aqueducts and structures that stood for centuries longer!" The Greek man, frustrated, finally says "Ah, of course. But the Greeks, we INVENTED lovemaking!" The Italian man stops a moment to think, then says "That may be true, but WE introduced it to women!"
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.