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Grades Jokes

Birthday Puns
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
One Liners for Kids
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? He had his head in the clouds.
Gorilla Puns
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Ocean Puns
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Mountain Puns
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Geology Puns
How did the geology student drown?
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder. How did the geology student drown? His grades were below C-level
Tiger Puns
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Birthday Jokes
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
Diving Puns
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.