Gig Jokes

Crow Puns

Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.

Camel Puns

Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.

Band Puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.

Snow Puns

Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.

Computer Puns

Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.