Gig Jokes

Camel Puns

Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.

Band Puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.

Snow Puns

Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.

Computer Puns

Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.

Crow Puns

Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.