Geometry Jokes

What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What does the "B" stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot, the inventor of fractal geometry?
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I was talking to this guy about how I hate geometry. You know what he said to me.
You just have to look at it from a different angle.