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Garlic Jokes

Onion Puns
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
Dog Puns
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
Spice Puns
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Tableware Puns
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.