Frost Jokes

Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
“Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.”

- David Frost.
Love at frost sight!