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Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Movie Pick Up Lines
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Corona Virus Jokes
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead