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Freeze Jokes

Funny Limericks
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti.
But the yeti yelled, Freeze!
I’ve a gun—on your knees,
While my Dad gets the ring and confetti.
Peach Puns
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
One Liners and Short Jokes
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Laundry Puns
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
Penguin Puns
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.” – Jerry Seinfeld
Dog Puns
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
Ice Puns
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.