Fold Jokes

Funny Money Quotes

“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard

Rock Puns

Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.

Funny Birthday Poems

Happy birthday, you're not getting old,
Stay in the game, it's not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

Hand Puns

My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.