Floppy Jokes

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.