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Floating Jokes

Funny Break Up Lines
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Swimming Puns
Summer is just floating by.
Puns
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Volleyball Puns
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Space Pick Up Lines
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Leg Puns
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
River Puns
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Tennis Puns
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.