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File Jokes

Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of the Nile,
Who sharpened his nails with a file,
Till he cut out his thumbs,
And said calmly, 'This comes
Of sharpening one's nails with a file!'
France Puns
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Coffee Puns
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Cosmetics Puns
The girlfriend said she had to go file her nail because it was bothering her.
I asked, "Would that go under N for nail? Or M for Manicure?"
Divorce Puns
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
Hard Drive Puns
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.