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Expected Jokes

Funny Break Up Lines
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Fairy Puns
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
One Liners and Short Jokes
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Keyboard Puns
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Weather Puns
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Color Puns
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.