Expectations Jokes

I don’t have Great Expectations for my son.
I got him the other books by Dickens though.
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.