Exciting Jokes

“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time — most, unsolved.”
Johnny Carson
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.