Exciting Jokes

“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time — most, unsolved.”
Johnny Carson
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.