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Equal Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes
“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”

- Sir Winston Churchill.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The difference between a GEEK and a NERD.

Geek: "May the force be with you!"
Nerd: "May the force be equal to the mass multiplied by acceleration."
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Funny Marriage Quotes
"Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married." — Anonymous