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Elvis Jokes

Food puns
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley.
Meat Puns
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
Puns
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Crocodile Puns
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Color Puns
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.