What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What would the Egyptian doctor tell to the wife of the Egyptian Pharaoh? He said that she was going to become a mummy.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
Q: Which pretty actress was an ancient Egyptian favorite?
A: Pharaoh Fawcett
Q: What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
A: Toot-and-come-in.
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.