Dont Jokes

Cosmetics Puns

Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.

Mosquito Puns

Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.

Shower Puns

I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now

Jokes For Women

What is all the fuss about when it comes to men and big boobs? They take alot of lip and they dont talk back.