Disco Jokes

Ghost Puns

Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!

Viking Puns

My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.

Fish Puns

Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.

Food puns

Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle