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Disaster Jokes

Cat Puns
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Tableware Puns
Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.
Horse Puns
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Ocean Puns
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Food puns
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
Turtle Puns
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.