Went to ask my girlfriend's father for his daughter's hand in marriage. He replied: "Give me one good reason you'd make a good husband or even a decent father or I'm leaving!" I thought long and hard, and eventually said: "Hi leaving I'm John!"
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl. Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in. I thought to myself, "At last... a decent punchline"
What do you call a decent cup of coffee? Just an average joe.