Deadline Jokes

Color Puns

After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.

Funny Work Quotes

“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem

Deodorant Puns

What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.

Zombie Puns

What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.