Cosmetic Jokes

Cosmetics Puns

What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.

What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Medical Puns

People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...
I have half a mind to tell them where to go.

If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery that’s gone terribly wrong...
My wife is all ears.