Corrected Jokes

What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Arson.
I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine
But now I stand corrected.
My niece called my antisocial
I corrected her with "no, I'm uncle social" Then pointed to my sister and called her auntisocial.