Conditions Jokes

What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts