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Coin Jokes

Penguin Puns
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Dolphin Puns
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
Fairy Puns
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
Italy Puns
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Brain Puns
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
Whale Puns
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
Fish Puns
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.