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Cloud Jokes

Literary Pick Up Lines
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Sky Puns
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
Weather Puns
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Rainbow Puns
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
Mermaid Puns
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
A Quarter in Heaven
A quarter dies and goes to heaven. At his arrival at the gates of heaven, the Lord himself welcomes him while angels play the trumpets. The quarter doesn't believe his eyes as he is being given the most beautiful cloud of all whith riches and food and honey for eternity. The next day the one hundred dollar bill dies. He also rises to heaven but their doesn't appear to be anyone. He pushed the gate open by himself but behind it is nobody but one angel playing on his phone. The one hundred dollar bill asks for his cloud but is given a little filthy grey rainy cloud. As he tries to make himself comfortable in which is doesn't succeed, he sees the quarter on his right partying with all the angels at his enormous white cloud. Upset he goes to God himself to complain. "Why does the quarter get the best cloud while I get this stormy trash? I'm more valuable, right?", asks the one hundred dollar bill. But God responds: yeah, but you we didn't see that much in church.
Hard Drive Puns
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Computer Puns
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Password Puns
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.