Closes Jokes

My Grandad always said, “As one door closes, another one opens.”
Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"