Clients Jokes

Art Puns

Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.

Grass Puns

The clients who buy from our gardening store are grass-ured that the artificial lawn grass would not lose its color with use.

Funny Limericks

The incredible Wizard of Oz,
Retired from his business becoz.
Due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.

Cheese Puns

How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.