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Circumstances Jokes

Quotes
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Dave Barry
Theater Puns
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Deodorant Puns
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Chicken Puns
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.