Chris Jokes

Cake Puns

What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.

Funny Parenting Quotes

“As a parent you’ve only got one job to do: Keep your daughter off the pole.”

- Chris Rock.

Funny Work Quotes

“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock