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Choir Jokes

Guitar Puns
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
Koala Puns
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
The Priest's Theory
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, 'Father, I need to talk to you.' The Priest asks, 'Is it a confession, my son?' Liam replies, 'No, Father. I need to clarify something.' The Priest takes Liam to his private chamber and says, 'Tell me, Liam. What is it?' Liam asks, 'Father, why do some women try to change men after marriage? My friends keep teasing me about it.' The Priest smiles and replied, 'Liam, my son; as the bride walks down the long aisle, she excitedly registers 3 stimuli: The altar, the choir and the sound of the hymn being sung. Aisle, Altar, and Hymn. She becomes mesmerized. Aisle, Altar, Hymn. Aisle, Altar, hymn. Aisle, Altar, Hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, she is already saying to herself... "I'LL ALTER HIM."
Music Pick Up Lines
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Quotes
The first time I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen