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Checked Jokes

Salt Puns
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
Crow Puns
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Rainbow Puns
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Mother Puns
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Italy Puns
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Bee Puns
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Travel Pick Up Lines
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.