A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater. The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” —Jean Kerr
After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... Now I’m sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.