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Bug Jokes

Toilet Puns
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
Animal Puns
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
Fly Puns
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
Computer Puns
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Animal Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Asking Dad a Question
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting — don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."
Mosquito Puns
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
Leg Puns
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed.
The Programmer's Cycle
Software development cycle: 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work and discovers 15 new bugs. 5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4. 6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. 7. Users find 137 new bugs. 8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found. 9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones. 10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits. 11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. 12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch. 13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.