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Bottles Jokes

Heart Puns
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Irish Puns
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Wine Puns
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Basketball Puns
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The Priest and the Police Officer
An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar. A police officer notices a car swerving all over the road and proceeds to pursue. The Irishman pulls over and the cop makes his way to the driver. Checking the vehicle and noticing bottles all over the floorboard, the policeman asks, "Have you been drinking?" "I don't know what you're on about, officer. I had just only left church after giving praise to the lord for his many blessings and miracles," said the priest. The policeman frowned, "Well then, what's in the bottles?" "Water", the priest replied. The policeman reached in and grabbing a bottle, opened the top and was quickly overcame with the smell. "This is wine!" The priest then promptly shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"