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Bother Jokes

Brain Puns
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Mountain Puns
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Meat Puns
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
Sorry Pick Up Lines
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Horse Puns
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man with a owl,
Who continued to bother and howl;
He sat on a rail
And imbibed bitter ale,
Which refreshed that Old Man and his owl.