Blade Jokes

Turkey Puns

What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!

Hockey Pick Up Lines

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

Monster Puns

What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.

Grass Puns

What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.

My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.