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Beatles Jokes

Garden Puns
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
Laundry Puns
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
Turkey Puns
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Ghoul Puns
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Owl Puns
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Italy Puns
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.