Bare Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an old man in a tree,
Whose whiskers were lovely to see;
But the birds of the air,
Pluck'd them perfectly bare,
To make themselves nests on that tree.

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Monster Puns

Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.

Food Quotes

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst