Aware Jokes

My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

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People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein's origin and history, he said, "I am relatively aware of it."
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
Me: Na.