Award Jokes

Puns

I received an award at work for being the most secretive employee.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.

One Liners for Kids

Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque

Cat Puns

What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!

Nurse Puns

I met a Russian nurse, she was employee of the month, I asked if she'd won anything. She said "Da, award."

Hummus Puns

Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.