Automatic Jokes

Orange Puns

I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.

Witch Puns

What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!

Spain Puns

How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.

Knight Puns

Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!