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Approach Jokes

Funny Aging Quotes
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen." - Mark Twain
Literary Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Juice Puns
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
Tennis Puns
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Onion Puns
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
Corona Virus Jokes
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.