Application Jokes

What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
I'm planning on making an application that randomly closes the video game you are playing and opens a different one.
It's going to be a game changer.
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​” — Stanley J. Randall
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.