Appliances Jokes

Appliance Puns

I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!

I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.

Laundry Puns

The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.

Fridge Puns

I used to get so mad when my kitchen appliances leaked
now it's just water under the fridge