What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.