Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.